Gimminy Neutron Christmas. I thought the Suns winning 63 in a season would get my giblets raised up, but golly this is a darn Tootie good ole game. Even though my ex-wife Patricia was a Con-Carney Whoooooore, I still am able to pump off to the clown videos I find online. And it's like woah these girls are sexy and the clown makeup only makes it kind of weird. But when they start doing the voices, NO THANK YOU! I mean if you are gonna blow up balloons multiple ways then yeah we can check the vid out. But don't be coming at me with that annoying ass clown voice. I tell Patricia, do not DO NOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOT use that fucking voice while we are bumping nasties. And what does that gutter slug do? She goes "howdy it me Carrissa the Crazy Clowm" (Carrissa is her clown name and she can't pronounce the letter N, so she would use M as a substitute. This was really weird when she would ask for MnM's cause she would just say MMM) and I stopped right there put my tank and chain back on and took her and threw her out. Sent for her stuff and I see the kids every other weekend. It's a drag, but I do love little Cletus, Maranda, Lola, and Cheese-Head. Hydrogen Dioxide and Hydrogen Peroxide. So now I exclusively slam ham with non-clown-related girls, still watch some of the videos. Anyway great update JickNam!
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